During the contract drafting, I debuted as a writer at the publisher. Literally, I mean it. 
One day, late in the afternoon, Director Kasahara-san called me over and we had a chat about a book for kids. He gave me a sudden pop quiz: "Sasaki-san, can you translate the language of penguins?" 
"What?!" I screamed out, and everyone on the floor, including all the maestro girls, was alerted and gazed at me. I quickly added, "I... yeah, I do, yes, Kasahara Shitsu-cho (Director)." I squeezed my brain and pumped various language sources available at the time into framing up the penguin language. I just hope you won't find the book.