A classmate called me at noon today. He was complaining about my blog posts and how I block any comments. 

He went on ... "Man, you’re exactly the same as back at the law school. Still acting like a total kid? Your high-and-mighty government suits would weep if they saw what you're doing online. You remember that time? At the mock trial. You guys never stopped cross-examining everyone and made us wait around until 2:30 in the morning. I told you right then and there—never do that shit again, you absolute EVILS."

I said, "My bad. I overdid it." He accused me, "Look at you. How old are you again? Get some damn perspective. You caused enough trouble across Europe, MAN. The local cuties would cry if they saw this. They’d know you never grew up."

I argued, "I did Hong Kong, too. And the UK isn't part of Europe anymore." He sighed and said, "You seriously have zero self-reflection, huh? Come on, act your age for once." 

Anyway, I have nice friends.